Saturday, September 25, 2010

Top 10 Ways...

...To Tell That She's Stressed

10. No matter how tired she is, she can't go to sleep at night.
9. She calls her sister more than 3 times a day.
8. She starts talking with her hands and fluttering her eyelashes just to get the thoughts out.
7. She begins each day with the mantra, "Today has to be better."
6. The pantry door remains permanently open so she can see what her next snack will be.
5. Dinner consists of McDonald's, Taco Bell, hot dogs or scrambled eggs.
4. The laundry stays in the dryer until it has to be run again so it can be worn.
3. She has to do the dishes after 3 days of laziness...luckily there aren't many to do because dinner has consisted of McDonald's, Taco Bell, hot dogs or scrambled eggs.
2. Her feet just never stop wiggling!

And the #1 way to tell that she is stressed...

She single-handedly keeps the local ice cream establishment in business!

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